I haven't posted for a while, but I've had nothing to say of interest... not that my last posts were interesting...
Anyway... LOUNGE PANTS!! They are the future. They're basically just pyjama bottoms, but no man who is cool wears pyjamas. We sleep naked. The reason for this is simple, so we can be ready at any point in the night to have sex with our partner should she wake up at 4am feeling like she wants it, although, since time began, this is yet to happen, we still sleep naked, just incase, and the removal of clothing may ruin the moment.
So yesterday I got some of these bad boys from TK Maxx, and spent the whole of Sunday lounging around, I watched TV, I played Xbox and cooked tea, I couldn’t of done this in my jeans, no chance, and I couldn’t really of done it naked, pizza and genitals is never a good mix.
They will redefine your whole life, just don’t wear them to bed, you might miss out on sex :(
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