Wow, it's December already!
I love Christmas, mostly due to the fact I am a child trapped in an adults body. So December 1st, I got the tree down from the loft, decorated the bad boy and placed it in the doorway so EVERYONE can see it's there. I've also been baking Christmas things, like mince pies, and today, a quiche... I know what your thinking, quiche isn't a Christmas food, but when I'm making it, it is. So there.
I told my girlfriend I want to get all Christmassy this year, listen to songs, make sausage rolls (again, they are Christmas food when I make it) and dress like an elf. So I'm about to go to ASDA and get an elf costume. I think I will look pretty awesome as an elf. I mean lets face it, its the best job in the world bar none.. Well perhaps that bloke who tweaked J-Lo's nipples for her photo shoots http://www.amyth.com/Odd/imgs/Lopez-Tweaker.jpg has a pretty good job.. and that guy who got to blog about living on a paradise island http://www.islandreefjob.com had pretty good job too, but I personally would choose to be an elf every time. You get full turkey dinner every day, unlimited mince pies and you get to play with fucking reindeer! You don't get to do that on a paradise island and I'm pretty sure there's no mince pies or reindeer between J-Lo's boobs.
Wonder if I can convince the girlfriend to dress as an elf too, that would make bedtime pretty exciting ;) In fact, scrap that, I'm gonna buy her a reindeer costume... going to end it here, don't want my fantasies being known by everyone.
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