Hump Day

I've not posted on here for months. I've been a busy man!

Anyway, Hump Day. Sounds interesting yeah? NO.

So I'm sitting here, minding my own business, when I think to myself, I'll check Twitter. So I log on, and notice my girlfriend has tweeted :

Happy Hump Day

Now while i try to contain my excitement I start thinking this seems to good to be true. Have Durex released a special bank holiday that women must obey, must like Valentines Day where I am forced to buy flowers and food and cards and balloons? Is this a day where i can just go to bed and hump for god sake??

No, it's Wednesday, and the hump refers to the fact that half the week is behind up and after today the working week is closer to being over than it is to the start.

Piss.

Little black balls

Seeing as I haven't made any new posts on my blog in the last 7 years or so i thought I'd do a little update on my life.

Wolves ar doing shit, my girlfriend gets 9 months off work and I have a poorly leg :'(

I've drank lots of wine, I've ate lots of food and I've started playing football, I like to vision myself playing at Camp Nou, but unfortunatly its at the 5-a-side pitches at UEA Norwich. There are these little rubber ball things all over the pitch and I swear for the next 6 days i find them all over, no matter how much i shower, I can play football on a Monday, then on a Friday, take a piss and find a little black rubber ball floating in the toilet. This may have something to do with the amount of time i spend on the floor because im a clumsy fucker.. or the fact I eat them when people are looking at things other than me :|

Peace brothers