Hump Day

I've not posted on here for months. I've been a busy man!

Anyway, Hump Day. Sounds interesting yeah? NO.

So I'm sitting here, minding my own business, when I think to myself, I'll check Twitter. So I log on, and notice my girlfriend has tweeted :

Happy Hump Day

Now while i try to contain my excitement I start thinking this seems to good to be true. Have Durex released a special bank holiday that women must obey, must like Valentines Day where I am forced to buy flowers and food and cards and balloons? Is this a day where i can just go to bed and hump for god sake??

No, it's Wednesday, and the hump refers to the fact that half the week is behind up and after today the working week is closer to being over than it is to the start.

Piss.